Nine Days Later

February 29, 2008

I know… I have been bad about posting lately!  Sorry Ginger.  I promised you I would still post daily after opening my board.  I lied.  I mean, I had the best intentions and all.  I will try to be better about posting.  It’s just… um. well…  that I have been addicted to my new board.  You know how it is. Right?

So, It has been 9 days since I opened the board.  So far I am happy with the way it is going.  We have a great group of people over there already and they are eager to talk.

I mean look at the stats so far.  142 members, 26 forums, 218 topics and 1975 posts.  Did I tell you the people on the board like to talk?  I mean 1975 posts in 9 days.  Actually, it hasn’t really been 9 full days yet.  But, whatever.  We will divide 1975 posts by 9 days to come up with the average number of post per day.  That is 219.44444444444444444444444 post per day.  Are these people maniacs, or what?  They are posting fools, I tell ya!  If you haven’t joined the board yet, you are surely missing out on something great!

That was math right there.  Did you notice?  It is called division.  I will have Jenna, John, Jacob and Jason read this post.  See, you don’t have to sit in a classroom with a book to learn math.  See how easy that was?  Even I can teach math and I don’t even have a teaching degree. ;)

Okay, Let’s look at the board…

How’s that?

We even have a nifty little shout box.  I turned it on its side, because I can.  The conversation can get a bit crazy and hard to follow.  Debbie H. is talking to herself.  That’s okay, Debbie, I talk to myself too! :)

And we have ads.

Like this one.

And this one. 

If you are smart and nice and loving and nice and caring you will click on our ads.  If you are going to buy it online anyway, you might as well buy it from us, right?  I thought so.  I mean, if we make a little money on this board we will be able to afford to school or kids for more than three days per year.  Or is it three weeks per year?  Besides, who else do you know that has 14 mouths to feed, is getting ready to build a house and has a Club Penguin habit to support?  And if I find out you use Ad Blocking software I will ban you.  Forever.  Just kidding! :)

This is the Alternative Medicine Forum.

Each item in the list is called a thread.  Here is a thread called "Coconut Oil and Cod Liver Oil."

There were 1975 posts when I started to write this post.  Now there are 2006 posts.  Didn’t I tell you the members here like to talk? :)

The board is called The Conservative Life.  Most of us on here are conservative Christians.  Some people describe themselves as so conservative people think they are liberal.  Now, how’s that work?  Come find out.  Then go tell all your friends and have them sign up! :)

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